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Someone Found My Number…

I’ve been saving this voicemail on my phone for probably over a year. I finally downloaded it and wanted to share with you. It’s Kate!

CLICK HERE to hear it.

Busy You Say!?

I feel obliged to share my schedule with you my friends and tell you a little story related to it.

Monday – studying from early morning till about 5:00pm then driving to Boston for Audit and Assurance class - 7:15-10:00pm - from there driving back to bed on the Cape.

Tuesday – getting up at 6:00am to go to 7:00am Business Law class. After class gym and back to the house to study for 6:30pm Fraud Examination class.

Wednesday – preparing for Thursday class, work from 2:00pm to 6:30pm, then gym, dinner and bed.

Thursday – getting up at 6:00am to go to 7:00am Business Law class, from there straight to work; 4:30 end of workday and off to the gym. After the gym attempts to study.

Friday – getting up as early before 8:00 as possible to try to do some reading; 9:30 to 8:00pm WORK – Friday hell.

Saturday – 9:00am meeting at work. Getting out around 5:00pm. Attempts to study.

Sunday – work from 10:30am to 3:30pm. Before and after work studying for Tuesday class.

And then the vicious circle starts over!

If you look at Thursday and it is 5:00pm, second week of the cycle, I’m in my car in front of the gym trying to take a couple of deep breaths and relax before I enter the gym. Well, guess what! While I was trying to concentrate and switch to gym mode I FELL ASLEEP IN MY CAR. I woke up 10, 15 minutes later wandering where I was, rubbing my eyes and thinking “wow, I must be tired!” Can you imagine though? To fall asleep in my car in front of the gym!

Tobacco Free

Today I can say that I quit smoking 4 months ago! I remember this one incident, I was going to Sue’s beach party and I was at the liquor store picking up the appropriate booze and mixers… I saw this tiny, little jar with olives and my moth just watered to a drip, thinking of a Bloody Mary with 2 of these hefty olives pierced together with a cocktail rapier. But then I picked up the jar and saw the price of $5-something and I almost dropped it thinking, “Gee, that’s almost a buck an olive,” you know how frugal I am – expense + (Emo). Then the natural Libra thing followed: “Should I get them? I want them! Are you crazy, 5 bucks for a couple of olives? No! Well, I don’t know. I really want them. I can even almost taste the saltiness… But 5 bucks, I don’t think they are really worth that much.”  An all of a sudden it hit me – “hey I quit smoking! If I was still smoking I would have paid the freakin’ $5 and wouldn’t have even thought about It.” and with that, the case was quickly resolved. It is nice to have extra cash from kicking the habit to indulge on luxury items such as expensive olives!

Smokers please don’t hate me for saying it but “give it a thought, it is worth at least trying to quit!!!

Purgatory

pur·ga·to·ry   
n. pl. pur·ga·to·ries

1. Roman Catholic Church. A state in which the souls of those who have died in grace must expiate their sins. Also the place where those who have died in a state of grace undergo limited torment to expiate their sins.
2. A place or condition of suffering, expiation, or remorse: a purgatory of drug abuse.
    
3.  adj. Tending to cleanse or purge.

I, As a Bad Mood Remedy

Kate was feeling down couple of weeks ago and I took charge of cheering her up/consoling her. I loved the email she sent me next day: 

Thanks for last night it was just what I needed.
 
Milen, like Prozac but better………………..
 
Instructions:
 
Take Milen with plenty of Alcohol it will intensify the effect.
Take as needed in large doses whenever possible.
Do not stop taking Milen without consulting your doctor (therapist)
You may need to take aspirin after indulging in Milen.
 
Side effects may include but not limited to; laughing hysterically, dancing your ass off, hanging at the pool, periods of Milenfluence, fish bowling, posing, clocking, chunky pepperoni, bloody maries, changing in you car and tricking for various reasons.
 
USE ONLY AS DIRECTED!